Dark Shadows

Score:C

Director:Tim Burton

Cast:Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green

Running Time:112.00

Rated:PG-13

It doesn't take much of an opinion to proclaim that any Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration is weird, strange, and/or peculiarly odd.  The two have a unique sense of style and personality, often crafting films that are visually stimulating and contextually bizarre.  Dark Shadows fits this formula with uncanny precision.

Depp plays playboy Barnabas Collins, the son of a rich New England settler, who falls victim to a witches curse after offering his heart to another woman.  Buried alive at the city's hands, Barnabas escapes his coffin over two centuries later where we find him perplexed with his new surroundings as he stumbles upon his family descendants, barely hanging on to his once prized estate.

Based on the popular 1960s soap opera by the same name, Burton veers clear of the original material as he opts to tell his own vampire story.  Unlike his previous films, Dark Shadows is more direct with its comedy as Depp absorbs his 'fish out of water' situation with ease thanks to his punctual delivery and stellar supporting cast.

Boasting a shrew of lively characters that inhabit a wide range of personas, the film uses its heavy list of viable actors to the best of its ability as the likes of Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Chloe Grace Moretz craft imaginative characters that bear both spontaneity and self control.  But for every success with the characters, an equal failure looms within the film's story - which is often seen as an afterthought by nearly all involved.  The end result is a well-played film that often escapes the grip of its legendary director, leaving viewers entertained though hardly impressed.

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About Stephen Davis

Stephen Davis
I owe this hobby/career to the one and only Stephanie Peterman who, while interning at Fox, told me that I had too many opinions and irrelevant information to keep it all bottled up inside. I survived my first rated R film, Alive, at the ripe age of 8, it took me months to grasp the fact that Julia Roberts actually died at the end of Steel Magnolias, and I might be the only person alive who actually enjoyed Sorority Row…for its comedic value of course. While my friends can drink you under the table, I can outwatch you when it comes iconic, yet horrid 80s films like Adventures in Babysitting and Troop Beverly Hills. I have no shame when it comes to what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then we’ll settle it on the racquetball court. I see too many movies to actually win any film trivia contest, so don’t waste your first pick on me. My friends rent movies from my bookcase shelves, and one day I do plan to start charging. I long to live in LA, where my movie obsession will actually help me fit in, but for now I am content with my home in Austin. I prefer indies to blockbusters, Longhorns to Sooners and Halloween to Friday the 13th. I miss the classics, as well as John Ritter, and I hope to one day sit down and interview the amazing Kate Winslet.

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