Review: Immortals

Score:C-

Director:Tarsem Singh

Cast:Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke, Stephen Dorff, Freida Pinto

Running Time:100.00

Rated:R

Relying heavily on its visuals and stunt sequences Tarsem Singh's Immortals wears its R rating with pride.  Never shying away from violence or disturbing gore, the film is a man's movie from start to finish. visually telling the story of Theseus' rise from bastard peasant to glorified god.

An onslaught of hot young actors join forces to depict the fight amongst the immortals, and while few were used to their full potential, each left a visual mark thanks to their killer good looks.  It is easy to see that for the sake of this film acting came second to beauty.

Tarsem Singh brings his unique visual style to this popular story, and the film benefits as a result.  Granted the slow motion technique is a bit overused and the film's central story does occasional grow a bit tiresome, Singh's ability to bring your focus back saves the film in many aspects.

Still, at the end of it all, Immortals lacked any real substance.  Granted it was visually stimulating, but there wasn't much else offered.  The 3D fair is just that, fair.  And when it all boils down to it, the film is simply mediocre.

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About Stephen Davis

Stephen Davis
I owe this hobby/career to the one and only Stephanie Peterman who, while interning at Fox, told me that I had too many opinions and irrelevant information to keep it all bottled up inside. I survived my first rated R film, Alive, at the ripe age of 8, it took me months to grasp the fact that Julia Roberts actually died at the end of Steel Magnolias, and I might be the only person alive who actually enjoyed Sorority Row…for its comedic value of course. While my friends can drink you under the table, I can outwatch you when it comes iconic, yet horrid 80s films like Adventures in Babysitting and Troop Beverly Hills. I have no shame when it comes to what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then we’ll settle it on the racquetball court. I see too many movies to actually win any film trivia contest, so don’t waste your first pick on me. My friends rent movies from my bookcase shelves, and one day I do plan to start charging. I long to live in LA, where my movie obsession will actually help me fit in, but for now I am content with my home in Austin. I prefer indies to blockbusters, Longhorns to Sooners and Halloween to Friday the 13th. I miss the classics, as well as John Ritter, and I hope to one day sit down and interview the amazing Kate Winslet.

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