Review: Faster

Score:D+

Director:George Tillman, Jr.

Cast:Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton, Carla Gugino

Running Time:95.00

Rated:R

Welcome back Mr. Dwayne Johnson.  

After a few years away from the game, Johnson has finally returned to what he does best....kicking ass!  Granted his triumphant return doesn't make Faster a good movie, let it be known that it sucks, but it is a comforting sigh of relief for his older fan base who appreciate the tougher side to the once famous wrestler.

Faster, Johnson's first R-rated film since 2005, tells the story of an ex-con who is out for vengeance.  Traveling the country in an effort to avenge his brother's death, our leading man bears no pain, no fear and requires no second guessing.  He is a shoot now, ask questions later kind of guy, and he will stop at nothing to see that his journey is complete.

Sound familiar?  It should.  The entire time I sat there watching this film all I could do was point out the similarities it bore to Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill, and that was a much better movie.  Attempting to construct a story around semi-appealing visuals and a somewhat stylish color scheme, Faster failed to ever break the barrier and actually become unique.

Billy Bob Thornton and Carla Gugino serve as supporting stars, and while neither gave a hideous performance, the film was doomed from the script stage.  The dialogue was too cliche and the story a bit too generic to generate much excitement; a requirement for any film that features a guy the size of Johnson walking into an office building and shooting a guy at point blank range. 

The best thing about Faster is that it finally gives us a chance to remember why we fell in love with Johnson years ago.  Granted I wish he had returned in a much better film, but I will take anything I can get.  Hard R is Johnson's home, and while the box office is unlikely to welcome him back, his dedicated fans should be able to find some way to enjoy this film.  Everyone else, you're on your own.

 

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About Stephen Davis

Stephen Davis
I owe this hobby/career to the one and only Stephanie Peterman who, while interning at Fox, told me that I had too many opinions and irrelevant information to keep it all bottled up inside. I survived my first rated R film, Alive, at the ripe age of 8, it took me months to grasp the fact that Julia Roberts actually died at the end of Steel Magnolias, and I might be the only person alive who actually enjoyed Sorority Row…for its comedic value of course. While my friends can drink you under the table, I can outwatch you when it comes iconic, yet horrid 80s films like Adventures in Babysitting and Troop Beverly Hills. I have no shame when it comes to what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then we’ll settle it on the racquetball court. I see too many movies to actually win any film trivia contest, so don’t waste your first pick on me. My friends rent movies from my bookcase shelves, and one day I do plan to start charging. I long to live in LA, where my movie obsession will actually help me fit in, but for now I am content with my home in Austin. I prefer indies to blockbusters, Longhorns to Sooners and Halloween to Friday the 13th. I miss the classics, as well as John Ritter, and I hope to one day sit down and interview the amazing Kate Winslet.

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