Review: Clayface

Score: C

Director: James Watkins

Cast: Tom Rhys Harries, Naomi Ackie, Max Minghella, David Dencik

Running Time: 108 Minutes

Rated: R

Clayface is one of the most tragic villains in DC lore, and the center of one of the greatest episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. I've long wanted the character to show up in a live-action movie, but the technology needed to pull it off wasn't really there until recently. Unfortunately, the makeup and VFX are the only things to write home about in this cliché-ridden disappointment.

Tom Rhys Harries stars as Matt Hagen, a young actor about to take the next leap in his craft and his fame. But after he hooks up with the girlfriend of a mob boss (David Dencik), Matt suffers intensely. The don's goons slice his pretty face. Matt's two-timing business manager clears out his accounts. Even his old friends make up damning stories about his past.

In a short amount of time, Matt's lost his career, his reputation, and his luxurious life. So at rock bottom, he seeks out Dr. Caitlyn Core (Naomi Ackie), a research scientist who's developed synthetic skin cells. With nothing to lose, Matt agrees to unsanctioned human trials. His good looks return, but he suffers from disgusting side effects and develops a hotter temper.

This has all the makings of a solid revenge film. Alas, Clayface wants to be more than that. It also wants to be a body horror flick, a crime epic, and a tragic romance. It only succeeds at the former, cranking up the gore unapologetically.

In one scene – as played up in the trailers – Matt attempts to cut open his eyelids on a turbulent flight. The audience I saw it with was wincing and groaning loudly throughout. It's sickening and compelling; the kind of scene you watch through your fingers. There are plenty of kills that are equally revolting. But one problem is that Matt's powers are ill-defined. Depending on the needs of a scene, he can look exactly like anyone he chooses. He can also fashion his skin into any type of weapon. And apparently grow or shrink in size, too. Sometimes he's in control of his mutations and other times it's pure reflex. It may look cool, but it's nonsensical.

And that's mostly the fault of the writing. Credited to horror maestro Mike Flanagan (Prime Video's new Carrie series) and Hossein Amini (Drive), the script is a jumble of rote crime story beats, down to the one cop who's not getting paid off (Max Minghella). Now, good acting can sell weak dialogue. But the film's best performances are merely fine. The supporting cast is populated with the most available European performers, none of whom make an impression. Even the great character actor Eddie Marsan is left out to dry.

Clayface has some impressive technical aspects, but they don't do anything more than put an attractive face on damaged goods.

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About Kip Mooney

Like many film critics born during and after the 1980s, my hero is Roger Ebert. The man was already the best critic in the nation when he won the Pulitzer in 1975, but his indomitable spirit during and after his recent battle with cancer keeps me coming back to read not only his reviews but his insightful commentary on the everyday. But enough about a guy you know a lot about. I knew I was going to be a film critic—some would say a snob—in middle school, when I had to voraciously defend my position that The Royal Tenenbaums was only a million times better than Adam Sandler’s remake of Mr. Deeds. From then on, I would seek out Wes Anderson’s films and avoid Sandler’s like the plague. Still, I like to think of myself as a populist, and I’ll be just as likely to see the next superhero movie as the next Sundance sensation. The thing I most deplore in a movie is laziness. I’d much rather see movies with big ambitions try and fail than movies with no ambitions succeed at simply existing. I’m also a big advocate of fun-bad movies like The Room and most of Nicolas Cage’s work. In the past, I’ve written for The Dallas Morning News and the North Texas Daily, which I edited for a semester. I also contributed to Dallas-based Pegasus News, which in the circle of life, is now part of The Dallas Morning News, where I got my big break in 2007. Eventually, I’d love to write and talk about film full-time, but until that’s a viable career option, I work as an auditor for Wells Fargo. I hope to one day meet my hero, go to the Toronto International Film Festival, and compete on Jeopardy. Until then, I’m excited to share my love of film with you.