Sundance Review: The Cinema Hold Up

Score:F

Director:Iria Gomez Concheiro

Cast:Gabino Rodriguez, Juan Pablo de Santiago, Angel Sosa

Running Time:124.00

Rated:NR

A film about a robbery inside a movie theater; for a film critic and former movie theater employee, I was in heaven.  A little over 124 minutes later, I found myself battling sleep as I wandered around in the midst of hell.  Yes, Iria Gomez Concheiro's The Cinema Hold Up is simplistically put, terrible.  I'm not sure if I can put into words just how unfortunate the whole experience was, but I will try my damnedest. 

To start things off, the film is said to be about the heist of a local movie theater.  In reality, the film is about the boring life of teenagers who happen to spend some ten minutes crafting a plan to rob a place where assets are extremely limited.  The robbery itself took up only fifteen minutes of the film, and the so-called after affects and emotions result in nothing interesting for the viewer.

I can't completely blame the actors involved, the script is really the achilles heel when it comes to a film, and this one bore nothing worth remembering.  Yet even with that said, the acting is not good.  Every moment seems premeditated, every line rehearsed, and the chemistry between the group of 'friends' is absent from the onset.

The film got into Sundance; I have to give it some props.  But in all honesty, I am still scratching my head for a reason why.

Facebooktwitterredditmail

About Stephen Davis

Stephen Davis
I owe this hobby/career to the one and only Stephanie Peterman who, while interning at Fox, told me that I had too many opinions and irrelevant information to keep it all bottled up inside. I survived my first rated R film, Alive, at the ripe age of 8, it took me months to grasp the fact that Julia Roberts actually died at the end of Steel Magnolias, and I might be the only person alive who actually enjoyed Sorority Row…for its comedic value of course. While my friends can drink you under the table, I can outwatch you when it comes iconic, yet horrid 80s films like Adventures in Babysitting and Troop Beverly Hills. I have no shame when it comes to what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then we’ll settle it on the racquetball court. I see too many movies to actually win any film trivia contest, so don’t waste your first pick on me. My friends rent movies from my bookcase shelves, and one day I do plan to start charging. I long to live in LA, where my movie obsession will actually help me fit in, but for now I am content with my home in Austin. I prefer indies to blockbusters, Longhorns to Sooners and Halloween to Friday the 13th. I miss the classics, as well as John Ritter, and I hope to one day sit down and interview the amazing Kate Winslet.

Leave a Reply