Review: Race to Witch Mountain

Score:C

Director:Andy Fickman

Cast:Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Carla Gugino, Alexander Ludwig

Running Time:99.00

Rated:PG-13

Loosely based on the 1975 hit Escape to Witch Mountain, Race to Witch Mountain is a non-stop action film that should have the entire family in high spirits. However, due to a run of lackluster dialogue and elementary actions, the film is never able to infiltrate its audience, becoming a somewhat disappointment by story's end.

At the heart of the film are Sara and Seth, two teens who are attempting to divert government officials, locate their ship and return to their home planet. Played by the gorgeous AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig, both characters feature a harsh blend of childhood innocence and the knowing of adulthood. As a result, a tug-of-war fight begins to take its effect, ultimately serving as an unwelcome diversion from the story's quick progression.

Thankfully, audiences are able to ignore the unsure children, opting to pay close attention to the confused and bewildered Jack Bruno. And though its actor, Dwayne Johnson, continues to play every character the same way, you can't help but appreciate a swull guy who knows how to handle kids. His comedic timing, though slightly off, works in this sense as it plays off the high energy action sequences that seem to never stop coming.

In fact, I can honestly say that I was greatly surprised at the number of crashes and special effects that find their home within the film. The explosion of cars, the desert chase scene and the all-important Las Vegas conviction help to promote animosity amongst the audience, keeping them in tune even though the story is quickly becoming both ridiculous and unappealing.

And though you find yourself childishly smiling at the end, the fact of the matter remains constant: the film, which cost an arm and leg to create, doesn't bring justice to either the genre or the original. Sure it is interesting, and the kids will ooo and aww at the spectacles that unfold before them. But in all honestly, the movie is quite mediocre. A true disappointment for Johnson, and as you walk out of the theater, the only thing on your mind is the beauty and elegance of Robb. Which I am sure was not the focus that Disney was hoping for.

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About Stephen Davis

Stephen Davis
I owe this hobby/career to the one and only Stephanie Peterman who, while interning at Fox, told me that I had too many opinions and irrelevant information to keep it all bottled up inside. I survived my first rated R film, Alive, at the ripe age of 8, it took me months to grasp the fact that Julia Roberts actually died at the end of Steel Magnolias, and I might be the only person alive who actually enjoyed Sorority Row…for its comedic value of course. While my friends can drink you under the table, I can outwatch you when it comes iconic, yet horrid 80s films like Adventures in Babysitting and Troop Beverly Hills. I have no shame when it comes to what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then we’ll settle it on the racquetball court. I see too many movies to actually win any film trivia contest, so don’t waste your first pick on me. My friends rent movies from my bookcase shelves, and one day I do plan to start charging. I long to live in LA, where my movie obsession will actually help me fit in, but for now I am content with my home in Austin. I prefer indies to blockbusters, Longhorns to Sooners and Halloween to Friday the 13th. I miss the classics, as well as John Ritter, and I hope to one day sit down and interview the amazing Kate Winslet.

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