Review: Friday the 13th

Score:B

Director:Marcus Nispel

Cast:Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti

Running Time:95.00

Rated:R

Since the release of Scream in 1996, I have considered myself a huge horror fan. In 2003, I wrote my first film review for the re-creation of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Calling it 'rip-roaring fun,' I created a bit of controversy as letters were written in to the paper's editor, proclaiming that violence in cinema had gone too far. And now, in 2009, the same guys are back at it again, this time with a 're-invention' of the 1980 classic, Friday the 13th.

With the term 're-invention' comes the expected upgrade in the form of blood, deaths and authenticity. However, unlike Massacre, which featured an unprecedented amount of violence, Friday the 13th pays homage to its original, upgrading it, but still paying tribute to its iconic cinema status.

Fresh out of the gates, the film quickly sets its tone with an intense, fun and fast moving opening sequence. Featuring a heavy amount of intensity, discovery and violence, the first twenty minutes play like a short film, grasping your attention and fortunately hold it throughout the rest of the feature.

The deaths, though high in number, are low in terms of creativity. There are stereotypical encounters, many of which have already made their way to the big screen in one way or another; and every blood incident is easily foreseeable. However, with that being said, it is this constant reminder of the original that made me respect and enjoy this Friday as much as I did.

The story, though not a complete reinvention, is generic to the core. There are the teens, most of which bare it all for the cameras. Then there is Camp Crystal Lake, the place where it all began. Jason, as well as his mother, is a legend to the locals and an unknown to the travelers. Yet it only takes one glance inside the old camp cabins to realize that the property that has supposedly been left to rot, it actually playing home to one of the world's most notorious and iconic mass murders.

Standing at a devilish height and possessing an unprecedented amount of strength, Jason hovers over his prey, stalking them as they attempt to have fun on his watch. His moves, bearish and heavy, don't allow him to move quietly, yet his strength nullifies the fact within seconds. He carries not a cent of remorse as he kills at will, sparing no one....well, almost no one.

As the body count rises and those left standing begin to come together, the film tanks to a typical and oh so generic conclusion. Within a matter of moments, Jason's power is depleted, his intelligence is thrown to the wind as he finds himself at the stem of a trap...all because of a coveted locket.

The final seconds bring back a strong reminiscent of the first film, generating a last change fright for those in the audience; however, by that time, the audience is nearly out of their seat; content, though a bit disappointed.

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About Stephen Davis

Stephen Davis
I owe this hobby/career to the one and only Stephanie Peterman who, while interning at Fox, told me that I had too many opinions and irrelevant information to keep it all bottled up inside. I survived my first rated R film, Alive, at the ripe age of 8, it took me months to grasp the fact that Julia Roberts actually died at the end of Steel Magnolias, and I might be the only person alive who actually enjoyed Sorority Row…for its comedic value of course. While my friends can drink you under the table, I can outwatch you when it comes iconic, yet horrid 80s films like Adventures in Babysitting and Troop Beverly Hills. I have no shame when it comes to what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then we’ll settle it on the racquetball court. I see too many movies to actually win any film trivia contest, so don’t waste your first pick on me. My friends rent movies from my bookcase shelves, and one day I do plan to start charging. I long to live in LA, where my movie obsession will actually help me fit in, but for now I am content with my home in Austin. I prefer indies to blockbusters, Longhorns to Sooners and Halloween to Friday the 13th. I miss the classics, as well as John Ritter, and I hope to one day sit down and interview the amazing Kate Winslet.

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