Though the latest entry in the Final Destination franchise already had a perfect teaser, New Line has delivered a full trailer with even more outrageous kills. There's also something resembling a story, if you're into that sort of thing.
Bloodlines marks the first new film in the series in almost 15 years. Though long dormant, it returns at an extremely lucrative time for horror, receiving a prime summer release date and some IMAX screens. For devoted horror fans, this also marks the late Tony Todd's final performance. He returns as William Bludworth, who appeared in four of the five previous installments.
As suggested by the subtitle, the descendants of survivors of past horrors are now being hunted by death. This time, characters will be dispatched by lawnmowers, building collapses, and revolving doors. Ouch.
Final Destination: Bloodlines arrives in theaters on May 16.
About Kip Mooney
Like many film critics born during and after the 1980s, my hero is Roger Ebert. The man was already the best critic in the nation when he won the Pulitzer in 1975, but his indomitable spirit during and after his recent battle with cancer keeps me coming back to read not only his reviews but his insightful commentary on the everyday. But enough about a guy you know a lot about.
I knew I was going to be a film critic—some would say a snob—in middle school, when I had to voraciously defend my position that The Royal Tenenbaums was only a million times better than Adam Sandler’s remake of Mr. Deeds. From then on, I would seek out Wes Anderson’s films and avoid Sandler’s like the plague.
Still, I like to think of myself as a populist, and I’ll be just as likely to see the next superhero movie as the next Sundance sensation. The thing I most deplore in a movie is laziness. I’d much rather see movies with big ambitions try and fail than movies with no ambitions succeed at simply existing. I’m also a big advocate of fun-bad movies like The Room and most of Nicolas Cage’s work.
In the past, I’ve written for The Dallas Morning News and the North Texas Daily, which I edited for a semester. I also contributed to Dallas-based Pegasus News, which in the circle of life, is now part of The Dallas Morning News, where I got my big break in 2007. Eventually, I’d love to write and talk about film full-time, but until that’s a viable career option, I work as an auditor for Wells Fargo.
I hope to one day meet my hero, go to the Toronto International Film Festival, and compete on Jeopardy. Until then, I’m excited to share my love of film with you.
